Since it is Feb, let me get some thoughts out the way:
1) Valentine's day does not exist in my calendar. I've hated it since 5th grade, and it will continue to be that way. I am thus protesting
2) There are only 3 people I would consider reversing the protest for...and only 3 people.
3) Bombard me with love questions, and I will turn into evil Joe...you don't want that.
4) Last but not least. It's the shortest month of the year. Thank goodness.