My letter to women to help make your lives easier

Dear women:

Here's some helpful advice....or rather, constructive criticisms...of which I'm afraid must be pointed out...

1. It is not necessary for emotions felt to correspond to an action...

Put in better words, the male species has the ability to compartmentalize things (for better or for worse). For example: a guy can say that he loves a person with all his heart, mind and soul, absolutely mean it with his everything, and yet at the same time fully block you from speaking to him. The fact that he decides to block you does not mean that he did not love you, or did not care about you, or even let you go...The guy often times still feels x, y or z towards you...the guy just knows how to hide this so it can't be found...blocking is one of the ways that this occurs...If a guy decides to "ignore" you for a few days, let him cool his head...chances are he's avoiding speaking because he does not wish to take your head off with his wrath. One thing to be warned of though, especially if the person is a quiet soul by his own nature, that even more silence means he's REALLY pissed off, and there's nothing that you can say or do to fix his wrath at this point, let it run its course and then he'll speak.

2. perpetual testing...will eventually piss a guy off...

You know the whole "If you love me you'll do *insert thing here*" bit, that is seriously annoying. In this situation, a response is trying to be forced, envoking emotion, or something. A person loves freely with their whole heart and soul, this means that they shouldn't constantly having to "prove" their love to you through forced actions. Let those things come naturally and without force. Guys do like to be challenged, but not in a way that makes them feel inferior if they don't do what is requested of them.

Another thing while I'm on this topic: The whole reverse psychology thing, doesn't work, especially with a person who tries to piece the puzzle together before you finish it. Sometimes that person will purposely play the game just to see something. You see the person who figures it out, knows you're doing something to force a response. Eventually, the person will take your words and flip them n you, and then proceed to upscale what happened....For example, unfriend that person that you love on facebook, that person will then respond by going even further than you did.

3. Don't say anything you don't wish to be taken literally

Guys are VERY linear thinkers...even when they've "figured out" the woman. It is their natural tendency to think linearly...So, if you say "leave me alone" enough times...eventually, that's exactly what they'll do, and then make it really horrible so that you'll remember that forever....as mentioned reverse psychology doesn't work after enough times....Once or twice sure, thrice, no way in hell..

4. Don't even joke about doing things with another person...

Especially when that person has been cheated on. It's rather painful for that person that has experienced that. That's screwed up...Playing with fire does get one burned :)...

5. The none of your business philosophy...

Really means none of your business....and not that someone's trying to hide something. If a person doesn't seek attention, that's probably a good thing....

More ranting later...

Pax vobis